Bird Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest

2020 could be the “year one” of a new era. 2019 would become 1 BC (Before COVID): the year when a redacted pathogen leaked out of Fort Detrick, followed by a summertime outbreak of pneumonia shamelessly “associated” with vaporizers, which peaked during a September jamboree when Bill Gates loaded up on BionTech stock, the Federal Reserve launched emergency liquidity for banks, the CDC recalled its epidemiologist from Beijing, and House democrats launched a toothless impeachment against Donald Trump. What a gay and innocent time it was. Me and mine looked at our vape pens between coughing fits and wondered, is this shit really going to put us on ventilators and kill us? They were simpler days.

Dude, you must have vaped too much Vitamin E Acetate. It definitely has nothing to do with the failure of USAMRIID’s new waste decontamination system. We at the CDC recommend that you stick to your gravity bong.

Now it’s 2024, or 5 CE (COVID Era), and the quintuple vaxxed still have to worry about getting infected by new variants with slapstick names like FLiRT. That’s right, this new variant is so flirty, it will steal your heart, and then it will clog it with a 5G amyloid clot that connects your left ventricle to an NSA datacenter. Hey, that’s a conspiracy theory, you protest, you have no evidence! Well you had no evidence either when you claimed the vaccines were safe and effective and would prevent infection and transmission. Is evidence something you care about all of a sudden?

It turns out, there was another novel virus stirring in 2020, a Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza that “found a way to survive through the heat of last summer”.¹ This virus ain’t just for chickens neither. It was borne by seabirds all around the world, decimating several seal and sea lion communities along the way. A 2023 assessment said, “To date, over 500,000 seabirds and over 20,000 sea lions have died due to HPAI H5N1 in Peru and Chile alone.”² Now the virus has made it all the way to fucking Antarctica. Thanks so much, birds! They’re shitting virus on all the animals on Earth.

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The birds are even threatening our cows. News broke late last month that the FDA tested milk for bird flu and it came back positive. Oh no!! The milk tested positive??? So it’s a biohazard that’s going to kill somebody’s grandmother? Well, no actually. Cornell professor Samuel Alcaine explains PCR tests to NPR like this: "A car gets in an accident. It's no longer functioning. You can't drive it. It doesn't do anything that a car does. But you sift through the rubble and you could still find the instruction manual”.³ Thus, if you test positive for a virus, it might just be because there are nonfunctional traces of it in your bloodstream? The FDA said the results of their tests "do not represent actual virus that may be a risk to consumers."

Why weren’t we ever told this about COVID tests? The inventor of PCR technology, Kary Mullis, said such tests should never be used to diagnose disease. Unfortunately, Mullis died of pneumonia in August 2019, at the same time EVALI was wrecking stoners’ lungs across the country, and totally unrelated clusters of pneumonia were affecting old folks’ homes and setting seasonal records in the eastern U.S. Maybe Mullis got the popcorn lung from a black market Taiwanese vapor cart, or maybe the CIA shot him with their pneumonia gun. It definitely wasn’t the redacted biological “agent” that leaked out of USAMRIID at Fort Detrick, causing the facility’s commander to be fired and the site to be shut down for months.

I became very wary of “science communication” when certain science communicators insisted that the only way to communicate science to the public (think: basket of deplorables) was to lie because too many people were too stupid to recognize the truth. This is the attitude of a “pious fraud”. It is of course the most charitable explanation for why institutions and the media LIED about everything related to COVID and COVID vaccines. But for whose good? The public suffered needlessly, and the institutions burned their credibility. What is the end to this means?

Recent headlines say that the WHO failed to meet its deadline for drafting an international pandemic treaty that would institutionalize the COVID schemes that have laid waste to human health and polite society for the last 5 years. The WHO is not a public health organization, it is a one world government organization, and no matter how you stack it, they are the enemy of humankind.

The current practice for chickens who test positive for bird flu is to cull the entire flock. You’ve got to feel bad for these chickens: raised their whole life for muscle conformity, designed to be consumed and forgotten, subject to vaccines and medicines their whole life with the sole intent of producing meat. Then someone’s third cousin gets the sniffles and the entire community is unceremoniously executed. Like other crops, big chicken has become a monoculture. Humanity is becoming a monoculture too. If we comply, we will be treated like chickens.

Monocultures are extremely vulnerable to disease. I don’t doubt that a bird flu could kill millions of humans in a global pandemic, especially if it has help from the likes Daszak, Baric, Dr. Batlady, and Fauci. But the totalitarian approach to public health can only make us more biologically vulnerable in the long run. It is exactly analogous to putting out every little fire to protect a forest. Everybody is “safe” while growth goes unchecked. Then the inferno becomes inevitable. It burns hotter, harder and further, reducing even the biggest trees to ash. Perfect “safety” leads to total weakness.

God bless the United States of America, if for no other reason, than for its Bill of Rights, which I think preserved, however briefly, a rational ethos in the face of medical tyranny. Unfortunately, I think we’ve all been infected with a bioweapon.

1. https://apnews.com/article/disease-outbreaks-iowa-business-health-bird-flu-2c9ca4b3d04f3c0269a1fee233daa3a6

2. https://scar.org/scar-news/life-sciences/awhn-news/antarctic-wildlife-at-heightened-risk-of-highly-pathogenic-avian-influenza-outbreaks

3. https://www.npr.org/2024/04/24/1246981323/bird-flu-virus-milk-safe