55 Years After Apollo, NASA Can Desecrate the Moon with Corpses Better than Ever

In 1999, NASA set a milestone in human space exploration by crashing the cremains of Eugene Shoemaker into the Moon. Like others, Shoemaker never actually set foot on the Moon, but he worked on the Surveyor program and trained astronots on Earth. More importantly, he appeared alongside Walter Cronkite on CBS News during the broadcast of the Apollo 8 and Apollo 11 programs. Incidentally, Apollo 8, the first manned moon program, aired on the winter solstice of 1968, about 10 weeks after original NASA director James Webb resigned in protest against the deep state.

It’s been a long road for NASA. In 2019, Vice President Mike Pence announced the Artemis program, promising to put black actresses on the moon by 2024. Well, Happy New Year, but smashing ashes into the lunar surface is still the best we can do. And we can do it better than ever! Pioneers of the “lunar economy” are set to deposit human remains onto the moon by the dozen. And Native American Indians are none too pleased about their sacred sky object transforming into a mass grave for the 1%.

The President of Navajo Nation, quoted on CNN:

“The moon holds a sacred place in Navajo cosmology,” Nygren said in a Thursday statement.  “The suggestion of transforming it into a resting place for human remains is deeply disturbing and unacceptable to our people and many other tribal nations.”

-Buu Nygren, Navajo Nation’s objection to landing human remains on the moon prompts last-minute White House meeting

The new moon landing platform set to take flight on January 8, 2024 is called “Peregrine Mission 1” and is built by a company called Astrobotic Technology that is contracted through NASA’s Commercial Lunar Payload Services. It will be carrying 14 NASA payloads and 14 commercial payloads, the latter of which include 66 dead peoples’ remains, including famous actors from Star Trek. If successful, this will be the first controlled landing on the Moon since 1972. The lander is even going to space strapped to a rocket named Vulcan.

It’s funny, because the total payload of the new Peregrine lunar lander is 90 kilos. But the total payload of the Apollo Lunar Module Descent Stage last used in 1972 was 3620 kilos. So we are less than 3% of the way back to recreating 1960’s technology? And payload is only a small part of the problem. We need heavy radiation shielding, better environmental seals, and much more massive propulsion systems if we want to send people to the surface of the moon and bring them back again. We are faced with creating all this technology from scratch.

It is heartbreaking and mind shattering to think that things taught to you in good faith are a lie. But in the words of Jesus Christ, “Where’s the Beef”? Americans never saw a live signal from the Moon on television - they saw a live image of another screen at NASA HQ. The first mission, Apollo 1, involved incinerating the original pilot crew so that they could be replaced with sociopathic actors like Buzz Aldrin. This hoax actually first required the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Like Kennedy in 1963, NASA pilot Gus Grissom expressed his skepticism about the moonshot in 1967, right before being burned to death in the unspaceworthy oven he thought was a lemon:

On January 22, 1967, Grissom made a brief stop at home before returning to the Cape. A citrus tree grew in their backyard with lemons on it as big as grapefruits. Gus yanked the largest lemon he could find off of the tree. Betty had no idea what he was up to and asked what he planned to do with the lemon. ‘“I'm going to hang it on that spacecraft,’ Gus said grimly and kissed her goodbye.” Betty knew that Gus would be unable to return home before the crew conducted the plugs out test on January 27, 1967. What she did not know was that January 22 would be “the last time he was here at the house”.

-Detailed Biographies of Apollo I Crew - Gus Grissom by Mary C. White

According to NASA, their dog ate all their magnetic tapes that recorded the original high quality moon video that was never seen by the public, along with the mission telemetry that would be helpful in getting humans back to the moon for a seventh time, or, you know, proving that they actually went there in the first place. The New York Times sums up the track record of the last 50 years of technological revolution:

Mr. Trump is the 10th president since Kennedy to put his stamp on the space program and the latest to aim for the stars with more brio than blueprint. After the Apollo program ended, other presidents promised to go back to the moon — or send humans to Mars or even land astronauts on asteroids. None did, unwilling or unable to obtain the financing necessary.

-For 50 Years Since Apollo 11, Presidents Have Tried to Take That Next Giant Leap

George H.W. Bush promised to return to the Moon and proceed to Mars on the summer solstice of 1989, the 20th anniversary of Apollo 11. Bill Clinton kicked Bush’s moon can for 8 years, and then Bush’s son wended his way into the White House, presiding over the explosion of the space shuttle Columbia in 2003. Moved by the shuttle tragedy, President Bush II renewed his father’s promise to return to the Moon, setting a deadline of 2020. This of course forced Trump to pull Artemis out of his ass.

Like the New York Times says, financing is the official reason we can’t get back to the moon. Even though Nixon took us off the gold standard in 1971, when American gasoline cost $0.36 per gallon. Even though $2.3 trillion dollars went missing at the Pentagon a day before its accounting department mysteriously exploded. Even after the miracle of Bidenomics, and the giving of all our military hardware to Islamic fundamentalists in Afghanistan and Nazi governments in Ukraine and Israel. We still can’t afford to go to the Moon! Elon Musk better stop jerking off on twitter, hire a nice Jewish filmmaker and give us a sequel to Apollo 17 after 52 long years.

The space lizards are on record saying what the Apollo moon programs were really about. They were a symbol of both human transcendence and American exceptionalism. On one hand, Americans received the myth that they were the only people smart, strong, and brave enough to play golf on the moon. But they also received the “Pale Blue Dot” and the promise of a new world order.

In fact, the last Apollo flight involved passing the symbolic torch of spaceflight back to the U.S.S.R. This was the Apollo Soyuz Rendezvous of July 1975. As before the miraculous Apollo landings, Russians again became the peerless leaders in rocketry. And then in 1989, the communist detente slithered into the shadows. It’s tempting to think that we have been duped by communists. But NASA’s paper trail leads straight back to Nazi Germany. What Americans have experienced for the last 55 years is a “big lie” - one of the biggest lies of all. It is an effective propaganda tactic precisely because the human mind quails at the prospect of being so mistaken. It is reinforced by social pressure and the lie becomes the truth to millions of honest people.

I pray that the Navajo Nation is successful in its bid to prevent the desecration of the moon by NASA and other payloads.

[Update Jan 8: In a not so surprising development, Peregrine Mission 1 successfully launched into space but is now “doomed” after “multiple problems reported”. Good thing all the actors on board were already dead.]